Ma's Purse (funny story)

When my great, great grandma, better known as Ma, died my mom got her purse. In her purse were LOTS of little things. Her favorite pen, her glasses, a few receipts, a news paper clipping, some clip on earrings, lots of things. The most unique thing in there was her false teeth. Yes, I said her false teeth. A couple were gold plated and there are a ton of yucky snuff around the edges. And yes my mom still has them. Everything is still placed neatly in Ma's purse. Sometimes we will take out Ma's purse and go through everything just to reminisce. One day my mom brought the purse out to show Evan Ma's stuff. Mom took everything out very slow and explained in detail what each item was and why it was special. When she got to the teeth Evan was totally shocked! This was the first time he had ever seen false teeth. He looked very close and examined them. We discussed the snuff and the gold. Then out of the blue as serious as he could be he asked "Where's the tongue?". My mom and I about wet all over our self! The funniest things that come out of his mouth make me laugh for days!